Bullets with Butterfly Wings- Smashing Pumpkins

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft - Jerry Reed

SHE LEFT ME FOR JESUS-HAYES CARL

She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger- Chuck Mead

If My Nose Was Running Money - Aaron Wilburn

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye- Ray Stevens

Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis - Sonic Youth

ok, I saw Dady kissing Stanta Clause Dr. Demento

We all go to "TO THE DOPE SHOW" MM or Marilyn Mason.

It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long- Vince Gill

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly - Lorretta Lynn & Conway Twitty

My Ding-a-ling - Chuck Berry (or has that been used?)

I'm A Ding Dong Daddy (From Dumas) - Louis Armstrong

I THINK IM DANCIN WITH A MAN-RODNEY CARRINGTON

I’m Gonna Hire A Wino to Decorate our Home-David Frizzell

Santa Claus you c#nt wheres my ****** bike? Kevin Bloody Wilson

I’d Rather Hear a Fat Girl Fart Than a Pretty Boy Sing - PINKARD AND BOWDEN

I SAW MUMMY SUCKIN SANTA CLAUS-RODNEY RUDE

Short Dick Man- 20 Fingers

300 pounds.......she's tall as she's round..........................Donnie Fritts

There's More Old Drunks Than There Are Old Doctors.....................Willie Nelson

She left me for jesus-Hayes Carll

my guitar wants to kill your mama-dweezil zappa

Help! I'm a Rock......... Frank Zappa

Satan Gave Me A Taco - Beck