December 28, 2009 7:37 AM PST
Like most people I love music and I listen to every type from Hank to Johann. I also love puns and word games and intentional malapropisms. So what really tickles me is the 'Word Game Song Titles and or phrases' that are most often found in country music. So if anyone else gets amusement from this tell us some of your favorites along with who performs it. Please keep it family.
So I will start with two...
I'm at home getting hammered (while she's out getting nailed)... Banjo and Sullivan
I've always been crazy (but it kept me from going insane)...Waylon
December 28, 2009 8:29 AM PST
You must think my Beds a bus stop the way you come and go-Barbara Mandrell
December 28, 2009 11:16 AM PST
MASTER STROKE QUEEN
December 28, 2009 12:02 PM PST
Watch my feelings grow - Dick Straight And The Blue Balls
December 28, 2009 12:46 PM PST
anti-procrastination song - stormtroopers of death (about 10 seconds long)
December 28, 2009 10:01 PM PST
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead - suicidal tendencies
December 28, 2009 11:33 PM PST
Think I'm dancing with a man......Rodney Carington
December 29, 2009 1:06 AM PST
Theme From An Imaginary Midget Western - Adrenalin O.D.
December 29, 2009 2:42 AM PST
Don't Go Away Mad, Girl Just Go Away - Motley Crue
December 29, 2009 2:50 AM PST
SHE JUST FARTED - Rebel Son
December 29, 2009 2:59 AM PST
Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore - John Prine
December 29, 2009 3:18 AM PST
We're "two of a kind" working on a "full house" - Garth Brooks
December 29, 2009 8:31 AM PST
thought of another one
She's Acting Single, I'm Drinking Doubles...Gary Stewart
Ed comment...Jeez my life is becoming a country song
December 29, 2009 8:32 AM PST
Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore - John Prine
Het Debra Jo He is one of my top ten song writers.
December 29, 2009 9:53 AM PST
Satan Gave me a Taco - Beck
December 29, 2009 12:18 PM PST
We're "two of a kind" working on a "full house" - Garth Brooks
Hey is that you and Lucky???
December 29, 2009 12:29 PM PST
i'm my own grandpa by willie nelson
December 29, 2009 12:43 PM PST
when the shit hits the fan Tod Rungren
December 29, 2009 12:50 PM PST
tequila makes her clothes fall off - can't remember the artist, brad paisley?
December 29, 2009 12:59 PM PST
Buck Naked Hank Jr.
December 30, 2009 2:06 AM PST
in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey - beck
January 2, 2010 1:58 PM PST
crap...couldn't get it to load 
January 2, 2010 3:23 PM PST
Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore - John Prine
Het Debra Jo He is one of my top ten song writers.
You know what they say about Great minds!!!
January 3, 2010 2:02 AM PST
Shiite hits the fan - Ross and Rotten
January 3, 2010 3:05 AM PST
Dude looks like a lady - Aerosmith
