some assembly required is whats written on most kids Christmas toys !!

Toys are for everyone but some have more than others and some have some that are cashcows.

cashcow is what I used to call my ex-wife !!!!

ex-wife some say is a polite way of saying she-devil

She-devil will take everything you have including your mind.

Mind and emotional damage done by an abusive spouse takes time and work to repair.

Power to take control of your circumstances is the only option.

option 1.... shoot her, option 2.... shoot her again

Again isn't an option if you use one of the model 29s the first time.

time to get out and ride

Ride 'cuz it frees the soul and cleanses the heart.

Heart is swelled with awe and wonder at the beauty that surrounds me and the joy of love.

Loves means never having to say your sorry................................. (BULLS*#@ !!!)

(BULLS*#@ !!!) is very good for growing tomatos

Tomatoes are best eaten freah out of the garden.

Garden grown vegetables seem to have better flavor.

Flavor your conversations with kindness and humor.

Humor is one thing Connie says I need more of.

Of the things I need, more porblems isn't one of them.

"Them bones, them bones, them dry bones."

bones are what help differentiate humans from slugs

Slugs must be used in a shotgun to hunt deer in Minnesota rather than pellets.

Are you hungry Dear?????
Trying a new diet?????
Stopping a bad habit?????