Folks round here thought he was a crook.

crook or not, he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

Jar of lentils was all he had left.

Left turn to nowhere!

Nowhere is where my kids always claim to have come from.

From me to you, I sure do like having my knees in the breeze

Breeze on down the road for your peace of mind,

Mind if I play?

Play nice with everyone!

Everyone have a great day!

Day or night what is better for being naughty?

Naughty girls just want to have fun!

Fun in the sun.

Sun coming through the clouds helps lift the gloom.

Gloom and despair is what lies ahead for Australia under this bloody useless government

Government by the people left this country along time ago.

"Ago" was nearly impossible for me to start a sentence with.

With a sharp wit, most everything is posible.

possible that we will get some rain!

Rain came down last night and watered my tomatoes!

tomatoes are great with pepper and vinegar

vinegar and raw cabbage is good

good day for a nice long ride.

Ride it like you stole it

It seems to want to rain today.