You know the Honeymoon is over when: you are cutting you husband's hair,...( topless)...and he says: "move over, so I can watch the Military Channel".
Well then darlin, I know that YOUR honeymoon is not over... No way ND would do that to you!
Wait a minute... just read the rest of the post... You mean he really did do that??? To a fine lookin woman like you? WTF were you thinkin ND?

Bad move man... Hope that dog house has wall to wall carpeting and fido don't have too many fleas...