Lift it high so fat chicks cant get in! Lol
"Bad Girls Spit, Good Girls Swallow, but Smart-Asses GARGLE!!!"
"I aint a Gynaecologist - But I Will Take A Look" <===I have that one...lol...
One I may put on the back of my pickup or Jet Trike...bought in USA last year...(in black and yellow...)
"CAUTION, Driver Just Dont Give A Shit"
I'm still young enough to whip your ass but old enough to pay the legal bills
(My nephew gave me that one yesterday)
PMS and a Gun any questions?
"T"
"This truck protected by a Pit Bull with AIDS"
"I may have lost my Cherry but I still have the box it came in" (helmet sticker, does that count?)
Ill keep my guns,
freedom, & money...
you can keep the "change!"
(I have this one on my truck)
This one is on my battery cover
I saw this on on someone's scooter
COME ANY CLOSER AND I'LL CRAP ON YOUR HOOD !
You call me a cold hearted bitch like its a bad thing
Two of my favorites:
Instant a$$hole, just add alcohol.
If you want to be a turd, go layt in the yard.
OK, Tweek.
You'll appreciate this one.
"WE DO NOT! Signed, the Mean People."
"God hates fags, but thinks lesbians are the shit!"
Not a bumper stick, but.......
"I'm not f#@&ing stupid, but I used to."
"Yes, it's my truck and I will not help you move!"