Arthur Davidson Arthur Davidson of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Corp, dies and goes to Heaven. At the gates, an angel tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."
Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God himself."
The befeathered fellow at the gate takes Arthur to the throne room and introduces him to God...
Arthur asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?"
God says, "Yes."
"Well," says Davidson, "I ain't the great inventor like you are, Father, but I did note a few flaws in your design:
There's too much front protrusion on some models; on others, not enough
It chatters at all speeds
The rear end wobbles too much, and...
The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmmmm..." replies God. "Hold on."
God goes to his celestial supercomputer, types in a few lines and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur. "But according to my computer, more people are riding my invention than yours."
