Dr.s funeral

    • 395 posts
    September 9, 2011 3:14 AM PDT
     A cardiologist died...and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
    covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
    The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
    ... ... At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all
    eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
    funeral.....I'm a gynecologist." 
  • September 9, 2011 3:54 AM PDT
    One of the other mourners was a procktologist. ( sorry had to do that )
    • 395 posts
    September 9, 2011 3:57 AM PDT
    yes...that was actually the last line of the joke...the proctologist fainted....but i kind of thought that was a bad image for this early in the day........
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    • 1516 posts
    September 9, 2011 4:07 AM PDT
    lol
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    September 9, 2011 3:32 PM PDT
    Often have wondered..... are Proctologists at the "BOTTOM" of their class in Medical School !!!!! (Gawd, I crack me up sometimes !!!)
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    • 19067 posts
    September 9, 2011 10:33 PM PDT
    BlvdCruiser wrote...
    Often have wondered..... are Proctologists at the "BOTTOM" of their class in Medical School !!!!! (Gawd, I crack me up sometimes !!!)


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