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Jesus is watching you.....

  • LolaMagdaleneScott
    • 395 posts
    September 9, 2011 2:09 AM PDT
     A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he 
    heard     'Jesus is watching you.'

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.





    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a     parrot.





    'Did you say that?' he hissed 
    at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed, 
    then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is 
    watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, 
    huh? Who in the world are you ?'

    'Moses,' 
    replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 
    'What kind of people would name a bird 
    Moses?'

    'The kind of people that would name a 
    Rottweiler Jesus.'
  • RexTheRoadDog
    • Moderator
    • 19067 posts
    September 9, 2011 10:59 PM PDT

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha


    I love good  great dog jokes!
  • Seakers
    • 1161 posts
    September 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT
    lol
  • Ry
    September 18, 2011 9:53 PM PDT
    Love this joke..
  • blurplebuzz
    • 3006 posts
    September 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT
    Thanks Lolaloved this one !!! keep em coming