War is H E L L !!!!

    • 2072 posts
    September 2, 2011 12:49 PM PDT

    Talk about freakin' Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder...
    I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan .
    Having not seen my wife for several months, I was horny and hot, pulsing with anticipation and looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her head, so I shot her.


  • September 2, 2011 12:57 PM PDT
    What color was the towel ?
    • 395 posts
    September 3, 2011 7:28 AM PDT
    ok...that one was just plain bad...i think i need more alcohol before i read it again......
    • 611 posts
    September 3, 2011 6:41 PM PDT
    owww....
    that made my brain hurt...
  • September 16, 2011 2:02 AM PDT
    Hmmmmm.If I was a defense lawyer I could do something with that! LOL
  • September 17, 2011 12:27 PM PDT
    My face hurts from laughing...didn't see that comming....
    RandyJoe...Ride Strong...
    • 1161 posts
    September 17, 2011 6:08 PM PDT
    RandyJoe wrote...
    My face hurts from laughing...didn't see that comming....
    RandyJoe...Ride Strong...



    I did the same thing R.J.