September 2, 2011 12:49 PM PDT
Talk about freakin' Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder...
I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan .
Having not seen my wife for several months, I was horny and hot, pulsing with anticipation and looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her head, so I shot her.
September 2, 2011 12:57 PM PDT
What color was the towel ?
September 3, 2011 7:28 AM PDT
ok...that one was just plain bad...i think i need more alcohol before i read it again......
September 3, 2011 6:41 PM PDT
owww....
that made my brain hurt...
September 16, 2011 2:02 AM PDT
Hmmmmm.If I was a defense lawyer I could do something with that! LOL
September 17, 2011 12:27 PM PDT
My face hurts from laughing...didn't see that comming....
RandyJoe...Ride Strong...
September 17, 2011 6:08 PM PDT
My face hurts from laughing...didn't see that comming....
RandyJoe...Ride Strong...
I did the same thing R.J.