Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse", he mumbles. "Are my testicles black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, ...she takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly. "Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully. "Are-my-test-re-sults-back

Something similar actually happened to a surgical nurse friend of mine...too funny. I can't even imagine the ten shades of red I would've turned....well, unless he was a hottie...(sorry baby). Just sayin'...

I want to be a patient at THAT hospital !!!!!!

I'm going to mumble more often