August 15, 2011 3:43 AM PDT
#4 is kind of the same as "Do whatever you want" which I have learned is just short for "Do whatever you want and you will regret it forever."
August 15, 2011 8:27 AM PDT
Why I am single now and will forever be. I do not translate female well.
August 15, 2011 8:58 AM PDT
There another that make my hair on the back of my head stand up it's "By the way". Don't know the translation but it not good. Thanks for the laugh
August 15, 2011 10:30 AM PDT
An old bloke once told me the secret to dealin with women..Rightio brace yaselves blokes..DO YA WANNA BE BLOODY RIGHT ALL THE TIME OR HAPPY..The choice is up to you now..I know what I do,but thats my secret...If I tell ya's all now no bastard will buy my book...CHEERS BOOF
August 15, 2011 11:39 AM PDT
I think you are on to something there Boof, to hell with employment, write a book, The Book of Boof...you can incorporate the male CF Calendar and it would be a great seller..
August 15, 2011 11:48 AM PDT
Boof
that old biker is a wise man
August 15, 2011 2:28 PM PDT
LOL good one thanks for posting this,now I finally understand what all the sighing is about !!!
August 16, 2011 12:49 AM PDT
well to chaz..."by the way" means you forgot to do something and you will pay for it later,lol
and to tweek...it's a good starting point..it's all part of their "training",.and gotta love the make up sex........
and to boof...we are always right and THAT"S what makes us happy,haha...but write your book love, i'll buy a copy.....i'll even buy ya a beer or two......
August 18, 2011 5:41 PM PDT
Lol how did I miss this one! Haha, guess that is why I'm divorced I could not convert the lingo well enough even only after 7 years.
August 19, 2011 12:35 AM PDT
Here is nine more reasons that men need selective hearing and the abilility to just act real dumb in the face of danger from your woman!!
August 19, 2011 8:02 AM PDT
Personally I hate the four words....."We need to Talk".....trust me anything that comes our of her mouth after those 4 words is going to be bad news. It's never We need to Talk about the ride we will take on Sunday...or We need to talk about the wild sex party we will have tonight......NO guys "We need to talk" means a shit storm is coming!!!
August 19, 2011 7:29 PM PDT
Reminds me of the story about the guy who found a magic lantern. The genie cam out and said he would grant the man ONE wish. Man asked for a bridge to be built to Hawaii because he was afraid to fly and want to go see his girlfriend. The genie said that request was impossible and to request something else. The man said ok, I want to be able to understand what women are thinking....... The genie responded.. Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four lanes ?