Kentucky Trailer Park
Two good ol' boys in a Kentucky trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the mine.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "Iff'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says,
"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."