August 5, 2011 12:31 PM PDT
While hiking along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist slip and fall into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and explosives he was carrying.
Near him was a Mexican illegal who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, the two of them would surely drown. Being a responsible person and wanting to help those in distress, I informed the County Sheriff's Office and the Department of Homeland Security.
It is now 4 p.m. Both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm beginning to think I wasted two stamps.
