my tree house doubles as a house boat

For Sale! House with a view!

i can see ur house from up here

Best damn deer blind I ever seen

I don't know what to say - you try

MORE GRUNT THAN A TRUCKLOAD OF HOGZZZZZZ

Yeah and my lil sisters boss hoss gets good mileage,coz she carries the bloody thing

Here at "THE BIGGEST LOSSER" trailer park and fat camp Y'all get the penthouse suite and a fat blasting work out at the same time

does this bike make me look small

Hay Baby, Wanna ride? wadda ya mean? I said... Get on the bike boy!

yes ma'am, uh sir, uh whatever

I said i like my women thick but damn it thats not what i meant!!!!

Sales Brochure quote.." The Boss Hoss can be accessorized for a man, a woman, or um, both"

Everyone thought Ralph and the technology of his new Boss Hoss were really kewl. Until he hit a pothole in the parking lot and his AirBag Vest deployed.

The Boss Hoss vibrates like Hell on the freeway. In just 20 miles, Bob lost 2 nuts.

Relax, it's another one of those Betty White/Snickers commercials..."Jeez, Hank, you sure get bitchy on long road trips. Have a Snickers"

Kid: "Dad, does it have a kick starter?"
Dad: "No, I don't believe that bike does, son."
Kid: "No, Dad, I was talking about the lady."

here ya go  one we all can appreciate

My new Suzuki has the best warrenty, and it has a backup power train.

The trailer was broke and I need to get to the rally. Beside the gas milage is great this way.

OK, last one on the Muscle Chick:
In this portion of the game show, Contestant #1 wisely chose the Brahma Bull. With that choice eliminated, Contestant #2 knew he was facing a lose-lose situation in picking either of the remaining choices in the “Things That You Can’t Ride for More Than 8 Seconds Without Severe Injury” category for the “Physical Challenge”

OK, back to the Junk in da Trunk:

The trip to the Rally went without a hitch....