December 8, 2010 12:53 AM PST
I was sitting here this morning going over some post from months ago, maybe a year ago, and guess I started feeling a little sad that some of the old gang is not around any more. There is a post I made about the Bad Ass Boys of Cycle Fish some time ago, and it went over pretty well, so I through I would re-list it just in memory of some of the old guard. I understand some of you won't even know most of these guys, but they will forever be a friend / Brother of mind. I hope you enjoy......The Bad Ass Boys of Cycle Fish
Dragon
Bad Influence......this road name wasn't given to this Biker lightly.....I mean would you buy a car from a car sale's person named bad influence....hell NO! You buy sex toys from this guy.....right.
BlackPearl.....There is no way I can see this name without thinking about the movie with the ship of the same name. I see this Biker standing on a corner with an open coat saying ......want to buy a watch??????
DEFCON.....Oh hell this name reaks of the end of the world. I mean every end of the world movie has the term in it .....we are going to DEFON 5. Even through Hollywood has no concept of what DEFCON means, and this dude is nobody to mess with.
Dayna....Why in the hell does this person have a mask on his face in his profile picture.......he probably just knocked over a convience store and forgot to take the damn mask off. Hey Dayna check your picture .....you might want to take off the mask. However this guy is a hell of a writer, and has a great little lad son.
g.....Why does this person only have one letter in his road name.......he thinks it's abstract to have one letter in his name like Andy Wallhol, and besides who really can understand g when he writes post. Damn just when I think I have it .....I relize I don't. He is a stand up dude through. I bet someone once said ....hey what road name do you want, so he said......well g .......cool then g it is.
fxrdude.....This guy could call himself fxrnanny for taking care of his kids....of course fxrdude sounds a little more macho. Hell of a guy through. I take my hat off to this nanny.
Hambone......Holly shit of all holly shits......hambone to hear him talk the name is all about his unit.......It could have been finger bone just as well. Got to say this dude will go the mile to piss off the Dragon with his post.
Hawk6351....now to look at this dude he appears pretty meak.......trust me don't fuc& with anyone with a road name of Hawk!!!
Hoss1584.....Really how can one look at this road name and not think of Hoss on the TV show Bonanza. Hell this guy could be small but nobody but nobody will mess with a dude name Hoss. I know I wouldn't !!!!!!
Lucky.....There have been a lot of men in time nick named Lucky........some because of there poker ability, and some because the rope broke during the hanging. All i know is this Lucky has a huge family that love's him. Maybe that is why they call him Lucky.
Nuttyjoe.....Man when I see this name I think of the professor in back to the future........Why would somebody name themself NuttyJoe......I see this dude lane splitting at 65 MPH.
Rex the Road dog......Look at this Biker's picture and you will say.....Bad to the bone for sure. I will tell ya he has his opinion, and he has no problem letting you know how wrong you are.....guess that is what I like about the Road Dog. Dude can take a killer picture as well.
Seakers......This is got to be the most patient person I know.....he has no scooter but is in there giving his 2 cents worth every day ....I admire this bad ass a lot. Hang in the my Brother
Tex1521.....Why would a Biker have a road name of Tex that lives in Kansas....why isn't it Kansas1521. Let me tell ya this is one tuff dude. old Roedo cowboy....tuff as they come. Just got through rehab (no not drugs) operation. He is back on his scoot now. Ride hard Brother.
BlvdCruiser.....Check out this Biker's profile picture, for crying out loud he is sporting a rifle while sitting on his scooter.....you really want to mess with this dude. He is dressed like David Crocket to boot.......you call him a name anyou might just get a bowie knife up your ass.
FartKing.....You know if your road name has anything to do with methane gas escaping from your body ....this is by God NO Body to mess with. The fact that he is so proud of his ability that he came up with a road name Fart King just scares me on several levels.
BikerSarge...Let me tell you something being prior Military.....When someone uses the word "Sarge" in there Road name to an ex-Military dude it's a challage to anyone that would like to have their ass kicked. Once Military ...always Military.....Stay clear of this Bad Ass Biker.
Rory 1...After more post than I can remember about Rory and Dyna drinking to all hours of the night tells something about this Biker. Never go toe to toe in a drinking contest with a dude from Ireland.....they will kick your ass every time. Then when your drunk beyound believe you might find the next morning your underwear tucked up your butt.......LOL...LOL...LOL Hey Rory this is a big LOL OK....just fun remember.
Hollywood....Any biker with a road name of Hollywood had better be able to produce tons of Hot Chicks.......and i bet this Biker has a few on stand by. Now everyone wants to hang out with this stud, just to meet his chicks. After a few hours of drinking he tells everyone to leave execpt the Babes. Hard core all the way, so everyone leaves......."HARD CORE"!!! He just wants to tease everyone........
BullDog.....Has anyone ever met a nice Bull Dog.....Hell No they all want to bite you in the ass. I have a hard time visioning this with this Bull Dog, but who knows. Dude just looks mean to me!
GaryTJ... This dude may seem like a light weight, however ....like we learned in Viet Nam Never Understatemate Your Enemy. I suggest not Fu*%ing with this dude. Oh check out this dudes photo album........Bad Ass Babes
Randy Joe...Have you ever taken a trip through his photo album......This Bad Ass is all business, When a dude is in uniform he can kick your ass just by staring at you. Not one to mess with!!!!! This dude screams Make My Day!
ezzyrider.....Holy shit imagine being asleep at night, and wake up to a noise like a chucky doll laughing ....so you open your eyes and you see this Bad Ass Dude in his Clown face. Son of a Bitch this dude scares me as much as Minion!!! This biker screams ...want to see my ding dong.
hgsc90....Check out this Bad Ass Bikers profile picture.....This Bad Ass is the most chilling Bad Ass I know........but don't be mislet by his layed back appearence...........This dude can kick ass while sitting in his favorite chair in the back yard.
Highrisk......Ok the name alone say's quite a bit, and I see this dude jaming down the slab with KISS blowing from his speakers. you Mess with this dude in the middle of his favorite KISS song and your ass is a goner. This Biker is HARD CORE KISS Fan.......Mess with him and he will show you how to bite the head off a chicken.
flatlander.....This Bad Ass biker is so bad he will go against everyone's opinion when he thinks he's right. Man that is by all accounts one Bad Ass Biker. As a carpenter he will build ya an out door shitter that will squirt water up your ass......and then laugh his ass off......just a mean dude, know what I talking about.
Round Rock Mo......well all we need is a Round Rock Larry, and a Round Rock Curly to round out the bunch......LOL Seriously I'm sure he get's this all the time so be prepaired to get your ass kicked if you hassle him about this.
Raywood...This Bad Ass Biker rides a Big Dog chopper EVERY WHERE. I've ridden a Big Dog Chopper before and to ride the distance Ray rides .....holly shit, he is a BAD ASS BIKER, or has the tuffest ass in the family.
I just know I've left out some of you Bad Asses and for that I appolize to you.
To me all of you dudes out there are Bad Asses in your own mind, because you all have hearts of gold.
Love ya all
The Night Dragon
