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  • HDBeech
    • Moderator
    • 277 posts
    December 6, 2010 3:00 AM PST
    AIRPORT BODY SCANNER SOLUTION

    Wonder why nobody thought of this before.


    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
    airports:   All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into
    that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may
    have hidden on or in your body.  The explosion will be contained within
    the sealed booth.

    This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be no racial profiling
    and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials and the person's
    desire to kill himself would be satisfied!

    This is so simple it's brilliant!

    I can see it now:  you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled
    explosion.  Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
    "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight
    number..."
  • TACO
    December 6, 2010 3:11 AM PST
  • Deleted Member
    December 6, 2010 3:18 AM PST
    HD, have you considered becoming the Sec of Homeland Security?? You got my vote. I have some border security ideas I could pass along too. LOL
  • Deleted Member
    • 1780 posts
    December 8, 2010 12:05 AM PST
    Did that idea come from the mind of sweet little HD.....damn you go girl !!!!
  • RandyJoe
    December 8, 2010 1:31 AM PST
    HDBEECH ? You scare me..lol not really  and I love that idea...here's what I'm threating to do next time Gail n I travel.....Hells bells if thay wanna see me through xray?    Well? I'm gonna walk up the the security scanner n strip down NAKED....seeing this old mans ass will most likley change their lives FOREVER>>>>>>>>>and of course I'm sure I'll get lodging but not at the resort, but is will make a point....
    RandyJoe...Ride Strong...

  • rory1
    • 601 posts
    December 8, 2010 7:28 AM PST
    I just love airport security... The first time I travelled to the US I had a hard time. In Atlanta I was selected for "extras" This big black security dude stood me against his desk and started reading me the riot act while staring at his computer screen, being the impatient type after a half hour I got fed up with him and said, quite politely....

    "how long the fcuk are you going to keep me here ?"

    The reply was classic..." Mr O Sullivan, I see here that you have been beaten up by 4 different police forces ( i was a wee bit wild in my youth)....Ya'll want to make it 5 "
  • GroverN57
    December 11, 2010 10:48 AM PST
    Great.... Love it...