all old laddys smell like lentil soup ???

What the hell is a lentil?

It's a small legume, like a dried pea!! 

No they don't!! Some smell like peepee and some smell like lavender!!!

lol,why not rex ??

BTW, they smells like slightly overcooked cabbage...
godz, i luv this forums....

Here's the caveat ~~ he said 'Laddys' ~ not 'ladies'... oh ~ my ~ gawd ~~ the yews aren't runnin' ~ it's the Rams!!! HA HA HA!!!

ladies ...................oph ..sorry ,this now takes a brand new twist .lol

waz a late night ..lol

Most that go past me smell like so damn much perfume that it makes my eyes water and I start sneezing like crazy! Then I can't smell anything for 10-15 minutes....

lol.

I'm new to this site and you guys are hysterical!! I love this place...lol

Lentils, Split peas Cooked cabbage chilli beans beer ----- Now I know what your smellin and it would make anyones eyes water. Make it a no smokin zone. or move the party outside for explosive gas ventillations. g, you need to be a little more careful of what your sniffin. Fireballs are bad for the hairline...

Thanks for pointing that out, it went right past me.


SO, the new question is "WHAT are you doing sniffing oid men, G????"

I'm betting they smell worse than little old ladies!!!!!!

Remember that old aftershave... 'Musk'??? Or maybe 'Old Spice'... after a night of partying... 'Old Crow'... 

Welcome to the site! Glad we can keep you entertained... it only gets better

is this kinda like sitting in church, and you smell something, and a few minutes later the little old lady wearing the perfume, powder that is also perfumed, clothes with scented fabric softener comes rolling in, and everyone thinks you are having a religious experience because your eyes are watering? but in reality, you are praying for mustard gas to clear the air?

Either mustard gas or for somebody to tear off a really good SBD (silent but deadly) and kinda clear the perfume out some...  Ya heard the old saying, "go over like a fart in Church"...

Sarge ~ would that constitute them sitting in their own 'pew'???

geezzz, this has come along way ..lol

lol...come in close the door have a seat and grab a cool beer bro ...........WELCOME FROM SCOTLAND ..

God Sakes Man! She's a woman!!! Yer makin' me nervous here... What the hell kinda beer you drinkin'? Tilted Kilt???

by the way G ~ have I introduced ye to some of me cousins ~ 'tis a shame, there all lasses, but they are wearin' our Tartan!

By God ~ I do believe they drink Tilted Kilt as well ~ but they can get away wit it