January 13, 2015 5:45 AM PST
Normally I don't get "taken" but this guy and his wife concocted and worked hand in hand on a story about a truck they were selling. Yes, I bought it. It is a '99 Dodge Dakota 4x4 with just under 100,000 miles. Cab interior nice. Surface finish peeling but not rusted. Actually has a tape deck AND a CD player. It really appears to be a nice truck.
I take it for a ride. 4-wheel drive works. Runs decent but just way too loud. It needed valve cover gaskets and new tires. I figure if I can get him down to $2,500 and put about a grand in it I'd have a decent truck. So, he goes down from 39 to 25 and I'm feeling proud of myself when I should have been on my guard.
First thing I do is take off that silly exhaust combo he had on. Next thing I notice is noise from every where. Where do I start? Valve cover gaskets of course. Rear-end pinion gear. Front axle, not only wheel bearings but completely new hubs. Power steering vacuum hose. Some dang fuel injection work and new electronics, wires and plugs. So, with new tires I have an additional $2,100 in my $2,500 truck. What's next? Oh yeah. The transfer case was bone dry. Still goes into 4-wheel drive ya know but you really can only go straight. Added fluid just in case that would work but of course it didn't. The transfer motor shot. So let's add another $800.00 for a transfer case that was hard to find since they only made my model # in '98 and '99. And additional $250.00 labor and I've not put in a total of $3,050 in a truck I paid $2,500 to drive. What I have now is a $5,550.00 truck that even in it's "newer" condition (thanks to my wallet) would only sell for about $3,500.00.
Oh wait!!!! The "new" sprayed on bedliner covers up a totally rusted bed. Who DOES that!!!?? So for the most part I have $5,550.00 truck cab and motor. I'm going to build a flat wood bed for the truck come spring. I can probably do that myself for $300.00 or so.
I know. At some point I should've just said "stop, don't fix anything else". But you get so far into something and you already know you're not going to recoup your losses so I stayed with it one fix discovered something else. I'm just praying that the previous owner's neglect doesn't add up to even greater problems. So far I've not heard any serious engine knock or pinging.
I just can't believe I got taken like that. Such "sweeeeeeeeeeet" people too. I once said, "I don't regret anything I do". I'm trying real hard to stay that course by looking on the bright side. I HAVE A DAMN NICE TRUCK.

But there goes that D-40 Guild guitar I wanted.
Peace