January 8, 2015 6:53 AM PST
Business was terrible and not picking up.
The boss had to fire somebody, and he
narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both
super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he
would fire the first one who used the water cooler the
next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible
hangover after partying all night. She went to the
cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and
said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have
to either lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I already feel like
shit."
January 8, 2015 7:35 AM PST
Lmao
January 15, 2015 4:45 AM PST
January 16, 2015 3:47 AM PST
Nice
January 16, 2015 4:32 AM PST
