March 29, 2013 11:37 AM PDT
Jonesy...you left out our most dangerous animal, here in AMERICA...
THE MAN-BEAR-PIG
He walks upright, growls ferociously, and eats everything not nailed down. Sometimes, even those...lol
He's often GRUMPY, always messy, and is never satisfied. On many fronts. (No joke. HAHA)
And yet...
He has the charming capability of a Cobra. He memorizes you with his stare, with his movements, and
mostly with his smooth velvelty song.
Not many a female of the species, can withstand his courtin' dance, therefore, he's always assured
of carryin' on the lineage.
For as we know...
No man, even the MAN-BEAR-PIG
Can go for very long...
without another, to show his MAN-NESS!
Ride Free
Tweek
March 29, 2013 12:04 PM PDT
Well Jonesy, y'all have a big-ass spider 'down-there' that can bite thru yer toenail. And have I mentioned WOMBATS? OMG, the devastation one wombat can cause is amazing! I read it on the internet... gotta be true.
Besides, mountain lions and wolves aren't the problem they could be. It's the raccoon's that'll bite ya... esp if yer feeding them every night. Also roosters will attack with little provocation. OH, and geese too! Damn dangerous place, ya know?
Edge "QuakinBoots" Walker
March 30, 2013 11:18 AM PDT
Have a friend there who always sends me pics of her rides over Mt.Glorious I believe.She hated the damage done by the storms to the roads,seems like everytime they get reopened..