I know you can fit $20.00 in a crackpipe, easily. Twenty, forty, a hundred... how about a thousend dollars? A night? Sure 'nuff but theres still room for so much more.
A crackpipe is like a vacuum, a black hole. The more you put in the more it seems to need. You can fit thousands and thousands of dollars in it until the cash money is all gone. Then you know what? IT TAKES CHANGE TOO! Yup... so count up all those quarters, dimes, nickles and pennies you been saving. Dont forget to look behind the dryer and under the sofa cushions. They will all fit neatly inside. ****, the crackpipe will also accept money from your spouse, your kids, your roommate, your friends and your family. It even takes visa, mastercard and american express (discovery in SELECT locations). It will suck your savings dry, your checking account will go BOUNCE and any other savings you have worked so hard for; your ira's, retirement, college funds, stocks, bonds... whatever. Theres room! Oh theres room!
Theres still room for more, much, much more. The crackpipe even takes loans. Yes, you heard it! It takes loans from banks (go ahead and take out another mortgage), friends and family... it dont discriminate!
All out of cash? Have no worries because you can also fit furniture and household appliances in the crackpipe! Yup, a sofa, a recliner, a desk... the coffee maker and even a washing machine! They all fit neatly. ****, you can even stuff the carpet in there.
So, when all the furniture is gone and youre sleeping on the cold, hard floor what then? Why... all your other possessions too! They fit, I gaurantee it! Tools, gadgets, electronics, toys... all your stuff. Everything you got! It fits. Also everything everyone else you know and care about has, their stuff fits too. Hopefully they are watching their stuff but they better not look away.
Did you know that you can fit a whole automobile in a crackpipe? You most certainly can... junker, compact or luxury, even trucks. They all fit with room to spare.
How about your job? It fits... Your family? Sure, theres room. Your dignity, decency and self respect? All fit neatly in the crackpipe.
You can even stuff a whole HOUSE in there.
So now you have no home, no money, no job, no friends, no family, no self respect and no future but the crackpipe needs more... Hey, why not stuff your body in there, it dosent care. **** and suck for crack! Become your dealers slave! Fun times!
The last thing YOU can fit in a crackpipe is your life. After it takes that it will move on and look for another victim.
Isnt crack wonderful? Dont worry all you junkies and alcoholics out there... You can easily fit all the above mentioned in a syringe or a bottle too. It might just take a bit longer, or not, but theres plenty of room.