March 28, 2012 11:23 AM PDT
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky
ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a
rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all
right now.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A Motorcycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
March 28, 2012 12:12 PM PDT
LOL
March 28, 2012 12:59 PM PDT
HAHA
March 29, 2012 5:56 PM PDT
JetDude do you work? LOL
That was funny
Bent over laughing Dragon
March 30, 2012 12:35 AM PDT
well do
March 30, 2012 12:58 AM PDT
..good one liners..where was the drum sounds though?lol.....
March 30, 2012 3:14 AM PDT
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
That's my ex! Buahaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!!!
Keep 'em comin'...that's the hardest I laughed this entire week! THANK YOU!
Ride Free
Tweek
March 30, 2012 9:25 AM PDT
You are very welcome everyone...I just love finding the funny and the downright stupidly funny...and I figure if it makes me laugh then its worth bringing it to you guys...
You can tell I like a good laugh...take a look at my profile picture and tell me you didn't laugh...lol...
A Limey in a cowboy hat?????
