another Irish drunk joke......

    • 395 posts
    March 7, 2012 2:45 AM PST
      Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub drinking and talking. The first man says: I give up. I try to sneak into the house, I open the door quietly, tip toe upstairs, take my clothes off and quietly put them on the chair, and slowly get into bed, but my wife always wakes up and yells at me for drinking. The second man says: You're doing it wrong. When you get home slam the front door, stomp up the stairs, take your clothes off, throw them across the room, jump in bed, slap your wife on the ass and ask her if she'd like some tail. Nine times out of ten she'll pretend to be asleep.
  • March 7, 2012 3:05 AM PST
    hahahha thats funny
  • March 7, 2012 4:06 AM PST
    Yeah.....lol.....I could see that actually working...lol...


    2 Irish watching a tv program about divers on a diving boat trip.....


    PADDY : Sure and as I'm looking I wonder why he falls off the boat backwards?

    MURPHY : Sure now Paddy, Bejeebers, if he fell forwards he would still be in the boat!!!
    • 3006 posts
    March 7, 2012 10:22 AM PST
    Thanks Lola good one!
    • 9 posts
    March 7, 2012 9:40 PM PST
    Works in reverse, too!

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