The Dr. is in...

    • 9 posts
    February 26, 2012 10:55 PM PST

    Howdy Ya'll, hope your weekend rocked!  Here's somethin' to start the week off, right!  Be Blessed!



    So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies"

    "Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"

    "Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall leprechaun out of his shirt pocket.

    The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?"

    "Sure" replied the guy and with that the three-inch tall man supped back his whiskey.

    "That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"

    With that the guy flips a coin down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.

    "That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"

    "Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor an a**hole."
     
    Ride Free
    Tweek

     

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    February 26, 2012 10:58 PM PST
    Remembering the scene in Beetleguise with the shrunken head. Never ask for a little head.
    • 9 posts
    February 26, 2012 11:10 PM PST
    RexTheRoadDog wrote...
    Remembering the scene in Beetleguise with the shrunken head. Never ask for a little head.

    I'm laughin' so hard, I think I mighta ... well, you know!  I've never met a man who wanted a Little Head...

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    February 27, 2012 12:14 AM PST
    bad Tweek...very bad...not the joke, the response to Rex....hahahahahahah...yea, i'm laughing too.