· * Partners help each other undress before sex.
· * However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
"In life, no one helps you once you're screwed."
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
· * When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".
· * But, none of them touch a man's crank and say "Good job".
Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated"