Getting rid of fears !!

    • 2072 posts
    January 7, 2012 2:23 AM PST
    EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
     
    SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
                     
    "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy."
    "Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.."
    "How much do you charge?"
    "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
    "I'll sleep on it," I said.
    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
    "Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
    A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup."
    "Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
    "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
     
    FORGET THE SHRINKS - HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
  • January 7, 2012 4:33 AM PST
    LOL Thanks for the laugh..........I needed it today!!
  • January 7, 2012 4:45 AM PST
    Happy Hour is sooo underrated! Always have time for 'group therapy' with friends and friends to be, thanks for making my day!)
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    • 19067 posts
    January 7, 2012 10:28 AM PST
    Simple solutions are often the best.
    • 395 posts
    January 7, 2012 11:30 AM PST
    oh that was funny!!!!...gotta love bartenders, they give the greatest advise.
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    • 1516 posts
    January 7, 2012 11:51 AM PST
    we always seem to over think thing, and then there are the bartenders that just don't have time to do the over thinking thing.. lol
    • 611 posts
    January 7, 2012 8:11 PM PST
    ive always thpught of a twelve pak as a support group!
    • 3006 posts
    January 8, 2012 5:05 AM PST
    LOL good one!!! gotta love a good bartender worth their weight in gold !
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    January 8, 2012 6:50 AM PST
    And that kids is why I'm such a bloody well balanced young bloke....Cheers Boof
    • 5420 posts
    January 9, 2012 1:20 PM PST
    I always check with my bartender before seeking any medical advice!!!!!
  • January 10, 2012 4:06 AM PST
    A bartender is a pharmacist, just has a limited inventory.
    • 580 posts
    January 10, 2012 10:14 AM PST
    It's also good advice for folk like me with short legs lol (o: