Great Non-Partisan Political Joke

    • 567 posts
    December 21, 2011 1:36 PM PST
    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
    Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the
    window and asks, "What's going on?"

     

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million
    dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline
    and set them on fire.  We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

     

    "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

     

    The man replies, "About a gallon."
    • 1161 posts
    December 21, 2011 2:39 PM PST
    Lmfao
    • 63 posts
    December 21, 2011 11:08 PM PST
    Loved it
    • 395 posts
    December 22, 2011 5:19 AM PST
    nice.......
  • December 22, 2011 8:27 AM PST
    The difference between a patriot and a terrorists is who won. Poli = many, tics = a blood sucking creature. If the Senators and Congressmen are suppose to represent the people of the States then why do they get paid by the federal government? Put me down for a case of Zippos
  • December 23, 2011 6:55 AM PST
    Put me down for about two gallons and a Zippo.
    • 3006 posts
    December 23, 2011 1:45 PM PST
    LOL Good one
    • 567 posts
    December 23, 2011 1:49 PM PST
    I've got two gallons and a zippo. Anyone wanna bid a flare? LOL
    • 611 posts
    December 28, 2011 8:07 AM PST
    Yep, I'll provide the flare!
    Edge
  • December 31, 2011 3:58 AM PST
    Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly; usually for the same reason.
  • January 5, 2012 3:53 AM PST
    Only thing worse than a politician is a child molester